Pornographicus

Probabilmente, quando cliccherete la voce (qui) qualcuno l'avrà sistemata. Sulla versione inglese di Wikipedia, in ogni caso, si sono inventati una poesia di Catullo, e hanno pubblicato la trascrizione del componimento. Fa così:

I'm gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats,

yes, you, Aurelius—you fucking cocksucker—and you too, Furius, you faggot!

Just because my verses are tender doesn't mean

that I've gone all soft. Sure, a poet should focus

on writing poetry and not on sex; but does that

mean they can't write about sex? If a poem is

in good taste, well-written and erotic,

it can give massive boners to hairy old men,

not just to horny teenagers. You think I'm a sissy

just because I write about thousands of kisses?

I'm gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats!